This just keeps getting better and better

Happy day! My leg hole has MRSA!

Listen here you nasty, sneaky little bacterium of doom -- you will NOT prevent my graduation. You might delay it (what else is new?), but you will not prevent it.

*rather loud string of colorful metaphors*

The time has finally come

I think I've finished all my formatting on my research review. All I have to do is write the cover letter, then I can get this opus submitted for review and hopefully acceptance into Canadian Journal of Fisheries and Aquatic Sciences. I'm going to try to submit it tonight. Any prayers/well-wishes/candles lit/etc. would be greatly appreciated.